"Jesus: working for you is boring..."
No Beloved Human, is´t...
* It is Lord: you provide a basic package of benefits, and even in that way, there are no HBO, Starz...
But you have the streaming bonus Human!
*Lord: Netflix, Paramount+ and Peacock are a sort of the new "antenna quality tv" ... I am an Adult+, not just an Adult... Without Cable, meantime Wife (Lord: I do not need anything else if she is...), is boring Lord...
So, you mean you think you are "just an adult" that works for God, even with the eventually God´s power some days I provide to you, and have the pretension of complaining...
*Let me disagree with such a description of my existence position, Lord: I am not an Angel, neither and Archangel, and we humans perform every single task than those, and without wings or the Eternal body life than those they have... Actually Lord, may you use a loophole in your C.O.S. (Creation Operative System) to make U.S. Humans have a lot of existence hours without the whole benefit package. you are in the power position to provide to U.S. ... Don´t you think Jesus?
So are you saying that you want, plus a Heaven Upgrade with HBO and Starz, Wings and Eternal Body? And I do not think so about the loophole comment: remember, My creation is a endless spiral Human...
*Well, you are right about the spiral thing, Lord: I like it but a way. The way the hair begins in the head, is the same as a galaxy, or a snail... And yes Lord. I want what you said: And I do not want to take this to our Human Union Syndicate, so, let´s talk... Lol™ Love you Lord Jesus!♥
Oh! You was trying to make a joke... Well, I can send you back to XIX Century: No oil, electricity and of course, no Internet... Actually, thanks for make me remember humans used to be healthier and cheaper in that age. Lol™... What do you think about that Benefits Human? Oh! Yes: I can give you Wings... But remember: Angels an Archangels, they do not have Vagina or penis... Are you sure you want a Heaven Upgrade of Benefits in that way, beloved creature?
*But Lord, do not take it so personally dear God, chill out... I am just a human, you know? Remember you make U.S in your own image... But well: can I exchange latter again the Wings for my sexual tools, Lord, if I want it back?
I will think about it a couple of eternal, beloved creature... Hmm... Anyway: I will send you to XIX Century... Bye!
* I like it, Lord: Please can you put me exactly in The Belle Époque?...
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