Heaven Wi Fi Password: "Doing"...

Some users they was having issues with the Internet in Heaven, and there was arising comments about it in The Markets, The Stadiums, The Fields... The mouth word to the word of mouth became such high that God´s Connectivity Official, Andrew, he make a Press Statement about it:

"Dear Heaven Internet Users: our network has been hacked by Evil. 

Please: strength your own pray self power this difficult connectivity time, reach each other soul by soul at ones at the time and DO NOT SHARE OR CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD. 

Our Lord will be fixing this temporary issues here in his Kingdom when He will comeback very soon.

Thanks.

A couple of eternities after The Lord was not still fixing The Net, and somebody (The Devil?!) was sharing the password of The Hell Network: there was comments in The Theaters, The Hospitals, and The Pools  about there was users making trades for it. Allegedly, they was trading two miracles for one sin for have it the password, and in such way they was allowing The Evil been installed in their devices, and so, they get Sinners´s Network (The Hell Internet signal, witch works without prayers: pure evil technology... LOL™).