La imposibilidad de acelerar el metabolismo...

 So the baby arrive to the P.O.T.U.S. of the season and the same Russian girl always... Wife up front:

- What are you looking for baby?

 Your breasts Ma'am, I am hungry...

- Oh! Poor baby...

I am not: I am just hungry. Can I suck you a little please Ma'am?

-Oh! Well: we already have a client for my milk. Let me ask The Mother Russia about it baby, could you wait please?

I am a starving baby from Water Planet Earth: for sure I can wait Ma'am!

- Great! Your mother must be proud of such a honest and strong baby like you. Let me ask to my bosses...

Then the baby dies...

Now P.O.T.U.S. came to scene: 

- Misses: I have a news about the former starving baby...

Well: I am full of milk for him. The Mother Russia will always feed, forever for love, starving babies...

-He dies Ma'am!

Oh! I do not think so: look at him...

-F*ckish Mister Season P.O.T.U.S.: did you was thinking impersonated me for drink my naturGrandma's born right Milk from Mom Russ?